diamond-hands-bot/app.py

"""
🚀💎 DIAMOND HANDS TRADING BOT 💎🚀
A WSB-inspired crypto trading bot - TO THE MOON!
"""
import random
from datetime import datetime
from flask import Flask, render_template, jsonify

app = Flask(__name__)

# Simulated portfolio
portfolio = {
    "balance": 10000.00,
    "holdings": {},
    "total_gains": 0.0,
    "trades": []
}

# Meme-worthy crypto symbols
CRYPTO_TICKERS = ["BTC", "ETH", "DOGE", "SHIB", "PEPE", "BONK", "WIF", "FLOKI"]

# WSB-style messages
BULL_MESSAGES = [
    "🚀 TO THE MOON! 🌙",
    "💎🙌 DIAMOND HANDS BABY! 💎🙌",
    "🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG! 🦍",
    "TENDIES INCOMING! 🍗🍗🍗",
    "BUY THE DIP, RETARD! 📈",
    "HODL! NEVER SELL! 💪",
    "THIS IS THE WAY 🎯",
    "STONKS ONLY GO UP! 📊",
]

BEAR_MESSAGES = [
    "💀 GUH... 💀",
    "📉 BAGS ARE HEAVY...",
    "🤡 I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED 🤡",
    "WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IS MAD 😤",
    "BEHIND WENDY'S DUMPSTER TIME 🍔",
    "LOSS PORN INCOMING 📸",
]


def get_random_price(ticker: str) -> float:
    """Generate a random price for a ticker."""
    base_prices = {
        "BTC": 42000, "ETH": 2200, "DOGE": 0.08,
        "SHIB": 0.000009, "PEPE": 0.0000012,
        "BONK": 0.000015, "WIF": 2.50, "FLOKI": 0.00003
    }
    base = base_prices.get(ticker, 100)
    variance = base * 0.1  # 10% variance
    return round(base + random.uniform(-variance, variance), 8)


def execute_trade() -> dict:
    """Execute a random trade like a true degen."""
    global portfolio
    
    ticker = random.choice(CRYPTO_TICKERS)
    action = random.choice(["BUY", "SELL"])
    price = get_random_price(ticker)
    
    # Random quantity based on price
    if price > 100:
        quantity = round(random.uniform(0.001, 0.1), 6)
    elif price > 1:
        quantity = round(random.uniform(1, 100), 4)
    else:
        quantity = round(random.uniform(10000, 1000000), 0)
    
    trade_value = price * quantity
    pnl = 0.0
    
    if action == "BUY":
        if portfolio["balance"] >= trade_value:
            portfolio["balance"] -= trade_value
            if ticker in portfolio["holdings"]:
                portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] += quantity
                portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["avg_price"] = (
                    portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["avg_price"] + price
                ) / 2
            else:
                portfolio["holdings"][ticker] = {
                    "quantity": quantity,
                    "avg_price": price
                }
            message = random.choice(BULL_MESSAGES)
        else:
            return {"error": "NOT ENOUGH TENDIES! 💸"}
    else:  # SELL
        if ticker in portfolio["holdings"] and portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] >= quantity:
            avg_price = portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["avg_price"]
            pnl = (price - avg_price) * quantity
            portfolio["balance"] += trade_value
            portfolio["total_gains"] += pnl
            portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] -= quantity
            
            if portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] <= 0:
                del portfolio["holdings"][ticker]
            
            message = random.choice(BULL_MESSAGES if pnl >= 0 else BEAR_MESSAGES)
        else:
            return {"error": "CAN'T SELL WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE, RETARD! 🤡"}
    
    trade = {
        "timestamp": datetime.now().strftime("%H:%M:%S"),
        "action": action,
        "ticker": ticker,
        "quantity": quantity,
        "price": price,
        "value": round(trade_value, 2),
        "pnl": round(pnl, 2),
        "message": message
    }
    
    portfolio["trades"].insert(0, trade)
    portfolio["trades"] = portfolio["trades"][:20]  # Keep last 20 trades
    
    return trade


@app.route("/")
def index():
    """Render the main trading dashboard."""
    return render_template("index.html")


@app.route("/api/portfolio")
def get_portfolio():
    """Get current portfolio state."""
    # Calculate current holdings value
    holdings_value = sum(
        get_random_price(ticker) * data["quantity"]
        for ticker, data in portfolio["holdings"].items()
    )
    
    return jsonify({
        "balance": round(portfolio["balance"], 2),
        "holdings": portfolio["holdings"],
        "holdings_value": round(holdings_value, 2),
        "total_value": round(portfolio["balance"] + holdings_value, 2),
        "total_gains": round(portfolio["total_gains"], 2),
        "trades": portfolio["trades"]
    })


@app.route("/api/trade", methods=["POST"])
def trade():
    """Execute a random trade."""
    result = execute_trade()
    return jsonify(result)


@app.route("/api/prices")
def get_prices():
    """Get current prices for all tickers."""
    prices = {ticker: get_random_price(ticker) for ticker in CRYPTO_TICKERS}
    return jsonify(prices)


if __name__ == "__main__":
    print("\n" + "="*60)
    print("🚀💎 DIAMOND HANDS TRADING BOT ACTIVATED 💎🚀")
    print("="*60)
    print("\n🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG! Starting server...\n")
    app.run(debug=True, port=6969, host="0.0.0.0")