🚀 Initial commit: Diamond Hands Trading Bot

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+"""
+🚀💎 DIAMOND HANDS TRADING BOT 💎🚀
+A WSB-inspired crypto trading bot - TO THE MOON!
+"""
+import random
+from datetime import datetime
+from flask import Flask, render_template, jsonify
+
+app = Flask(__name__)
+
+# Simulated portfolio
+portfolio = {
+    "balance": 10000.00,
+    "holdings": {},
+    "total_gains": 0.0,
+    "trades": []
+}
+
+# Meme-worthy crypto symbols
+CRYPTO_TICKERS = ["BTC", "ETH", "DOGE", "SHIB", "PEPE", "BONK", "WIF", "FLOKI"]
+
+# WSB-style messages
+BULL_MESSAGES = [
+    "🚀 TO THE MOON! 🌙",
+    "💎🙌 DIAMOND HANDS BABY! 💎🙌",
+    "🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG! 🦍",
+    "TENDIES INCOMING! 🍗🍗🍗",
+    "BUY THE DIP, RETARD! 📈",
+    "HODL! NEVER SELL! 💪",
+    "THIS IS THE WAY 🎯",
+    "STONKS ONLY GO UP! 📊",
+]
+
+BEAR_MESSAGES = [
+    "💀 GUH... 💀",
+    "📉 BAGS ARE HEAVY...",
+    "🤡 I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED 🤡",
+    "WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IS MAD 😤",
+    "BEHIND WENDY'S DUMPSTER TIME 🍔",
+    "LOSS PORN INCOMING 📸",
+]
+
+
+def get_random_price(ticker: str) -> float:
+    """Generate a random price for a ticker."""
+    base_prices = {
+        "BTC": 42000, "ETH": 2200, "DOGE": 0.08,
+        "SHIB": 0.000009, "PEPE": 0.0000012,
+        "BONK": 0.000015, "WIF": 2.50, "FLOKI": 0.00003
+    }
+    base = base_prices.get(ticker, 100)
+    variance = base * 0.1  # 10% variance
+    return round(base + random.uniform(-variance, variance), 8)
+
+
+def execute_trade() -> dict:
+    """Execute a random trade like a true degen."""
+    global portfolio
+    
+    ticker = random.choice(CRYPTO_TICKERS)
+    action = random.choice(["BUY", "SELL"])
+    price = get_random_price(ticker)
+    
+    # Random quantity based on price
+    if price > 100:
+        quantity = round(random.uniform(0.001, 0.1), 6)
+    elif price > 1:
+        quantity = round(random.uniform(1, 100), 4)
+    else:
+        quantity = round(random.uniform(10000, 1000000), 0)
+    
+    trade_value = price * quantity
+    pnl = 0.0
+    
+    if action == "BUY":
+        if portfolio["balance"] >= trade_value:
+            portfolio["balance"] -= trade_value
+            if ticker in portfolio["holdings"]:
+                portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] += quantity
+                portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["avg_price"] = (
+                    portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["avg_price"] + price
+                ) / 2
+            else:
+                portfolio["holdings"][ticker] = {
+                    "quantity": quantity,
+                    "avg_price": price
+                }
+            message = random.choice(BULL_MESSAGES)
+        else:
+            return {"error": "NOT ENOUGH TENDIES! 💸"}
+    else:  # SELL
+        if ticker in portfolio["holdings"] and portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] >= quantity:
+            avg_price = portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["avg_price"]
+            pnl = (price - avg_price) * quantity
+            portfolio["balance"] += trade_value
+            portfolio["total_gains"] += pnl
+            portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] -= quantity
+            
+            if portfolio["holdings"][ticker]["quantity"] <= 0:
+                del portfolio["holdings"][ticker]
+            
+            message = random.choice(BULL_MESSAGES if pnl >= 0 else BEAR_MESSAGES)
+        else:
+            return {"error": "CAN'T SELL WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE, RETARD! 🤡"}
+    
+    trade = {
+        "timestamp": datetime.now().strftime("%H:%M:%S"),
+        "action": action,
+        "ticker": ticker,
+        "quantity": quantity,
+        "price": price,
+        "value": round(trade_value, 2),
+        "pnl": round(pnl, 2),
+        "message": message
+    }
+    
+    portfolio["trades"].insert(0, trade)
+    portfolio["trades"] = portfolio["trades"][:20]  # Keep last 20 trades
+    
+    return trade
+
+
+@app.route("/")
+def index():
+    """Render the main trading dashboard."""
+    return render_template("index.html")
+
+
+@app.route("/api/portfolio")
+def get_portfolio():
+    """Get current portfolio state."""
+    # Calculate current holdings value
+    holdings_value = sum(
+        get_random_price(ticker) * data["quantity"]
+        for ticker, data in portfolio["holdings"].items()
+    )
+    
+    return jsonify({
+        "balance": round(portfolio["balance"], 2),
+        "holdings": portfolio["holdings"],
+        "holdings_value": round(holdings_value, 2),
+        "total_value": round(portfolio["balance"] + holdings_value, 2),
+        "total_gains": round(portfolio["total_gains"], 2),
+        "trades": portfolio["trades"]
+    })
+
+
+@app.route("/api/trade", methods=["POST"])
+def trade():
+    """Execute a random trade."""
+    result = execute_trade()
+    return jsonify(result)
+
+
+@app.route("/api/prices")
+def get_prices():
+    """Get current prices for all tickers."""
+    prices = {ticker: get_random_price(ticker) for ticker in CRYPTO_TICKERS}
+    return jsonify(prices)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    print("\n" + "="*60)
+    print("🚀💎 DIAMOND HANDS TRADING BOT ACTIVATED 💎🚀")
+    print("="*60)
+    print("\n🦍 APES TOGETHER STRONG! Starting server...\n")
+    app.run(debug=True, port=6969, host="0.0.0.0")